Three little pigs.
One big smoker.

The wolf huffed. The wolf puffed. And the bacon came out perfect.

Tap the pig!

Three houses. Three cures.

Every pig has a plan. Straw is fast, sticks make smoke, and bricks are for the patient. Pick your house, pick your cure.

House of strawQuick cures

Bacon, gravlax-style bellies and salt-box hams. Fast, forgiving, a little bit flimsy. Perfect for your first pig.

Cure time7 days

House of sticksSmoked

The wolf provides the wind. You provide the wood chips. Smoky bacon, kassler and wolf-puffed sausages.

Cure time3 weeks

House of bricksSlow & air-dried

Prosciutto, coppa and lonza hang in the cellar while the wolf gives up and goes home. Patience is a flavour.

Cure time18 months

How it plays

A cosy cooking puzzler for anyone old enough to hold a wooden spoon.

Pop the pig

Every pig arrives as a butcher's chart. Tap the seams and it bursts into cuts, cartoon style. No mess, just parts.

Salt, spice, wrap

Match cuts to cures. Belly wants bacon. Jowl wants guanciale. Get the salt right or the pig gets cheeky.

Hang & wait

Cures take real time, sped up to fit your lunch break. Build a better house to keep the wolf, and the flies, out.

Serve the village

Slice, plate, and feed the whole fairytale. Yes, the wolf too. He's a changed wolf now. He runs the smokehouse.

Pick your game

Two ways to play, one pig. Take it slow in the kitchen, or grab a slingshot and hold the wall.

Cosy puzzle

Cure & ServeSalt it. Hang it. Wait.

The gentle one. Pop pigs into cuts, match each cut to its cure, and run the finest cellar in the fairytale. No timers shouting at you, just a wolf occasionally sniffing at the door.

Relaxed pace, no losing
Sixty real-world cures to unlock
Made for little hands and big ones

Play the teaser

Tower Defence

Uncle Ham Wants YouHold Fort Smoker.

The loud one. Ham of the free, home of the brined. The wolf brought friends and they're marching up the lane in waves of huff and puff. General Abraham Linkin' needs towers on the walls, and Pork Revere is already shouting.

Salt Cannon slows a wolf with a crust of coarse salt
Sausage Slingshot rapid-fire chorizo, splash damage
Smoke Stack turns the wolf's own puff back on the pack
Brine Moat wolves hate wet paws

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Cosy corner

Simon Sage, Mould Patrol, Brick by BrickLittle games, big rubs.

The bits between cures. Remember the spice rub jar by jar, brush the bad mould off the hanging hams without touching the good, and stack a house from straw to bricks while the wolf huffs at it.

Play the little games

Uncle Ham wants you

Play the teaser. Hold Fort Smoker for ten waves. Place towers on the grass, drop brine moats on the lane, and don't let a single wolf reach the hams.

Wave 0/10 Rashers 100 Hams 5 Map Gettysbrine Pick a tower, then tap the grass.

General Abraham Linkin' presents

Uncle Ham
wants you

to hold Fort Smoker against ten waves of huff and puff. Ham of the free. Home of the brined.

Choose your battlefield

Prototype. Balance and art are still curing. Sound is synthesised, so turn it up.

Salt it. Hang it. Wait.

Play the Cure & Serve teaser. Pop a pig, read the orders, put each cut where it belongs, and serve the village before they wander off. No losing. Only a better day.

Day 1/3 Time 1:15 Coins 0 Served 0 Open the shop to begin.

The bench is empty. Pop a pig.

Cure & Serve

Three days.
One cellar.

Pop pigs into cuts. Read what the village wants. Salt box for quick cures, smoker for smoky ones, cellar for the patient. Anything spare goes in the grinder.

Prototype. Real cures take longer than thirteen seconds. Slightly.

The cosy corner

Three little games for the bits between cures. Remember the rub, mind the cellar, build a better house.

Rub 0 Best 0 Watch the jars light up, then tap them back in order.

Today's rub

Plain salt

Every rub adds one more spice. Get to nine and Percy will let you rub him yourself.

Prototypes. Small games, big rubs.

Three little pigs.One big smoker.